DERP DERP DERP!
Take a closer look at this exclusive April clone derp production art, straight from the Nickelodeon Animation Studio!
Super Silky Summer Legs
Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.
- 1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
- 1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
- 3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
- 1-2 Razors
- Mix everything together in a bowl.
- Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
- Shave your legs.
- Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
- Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
- Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
- Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
- Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!
Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.
I have silky arm pits too!!
Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.
i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs
i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity
HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS
THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY
I just tried this and it feels so good I want to cry
I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS THANK YOU TUMBLR
THIS FUCKING RECIPE IS A WONDERFUL THING. USE IT WHEREVER YOU SHAVE.
FACE? LEGS? IDK JUST SMUSH IT AGAINST YOUR SKIN AND REJOICE
REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE I USE IT A LOT AND IT’S THE BEST AND JUST DO THIS THING
I just did this and oh my gOD
Sorry this is long…
Okay, I don’t usually do this but there is something I really need to get off my chest. Lately I’ve been reading a lot about this episode of Disney Channel’s “Good Luck Charlie” that aired in January. For the first time ever Disney introduced a lesbian couple who were openly gay. Was this something that I thought I wouldn’t see from Disney at least not for another few years? Yes, I’m surprised to hear it. But I am also happy and I have a new respect for Disney. Of course there are going to be other views on this. But I just don’t understand the world. If you don’t support it, or you are disgusted, or whatever your reason is, fine. No one is trying to get you to change your opinion. They just simply want acceptance. There are some groups that are outraged because they believe Disney should “avoid controversial topics that children are far too young to comprehend.” And that they “should stick to entertaining, not pushing an agenda.” This topic is controversial because people make it controversial. I cannot think of one perfectly good reason why a woman cannot marry a woman and a man cannot marry a man. Now same sex parents are an issue that our children are dealing with. Whether they are being dropped off at pre-school or graduating high school this is something our kids are exposed to. Isn’t it a good thing that Disney is saying ‘hey we are a family company and we know that there are many different types of families out there and your family is included’? I think Disney took a big and necessary step to connect with kids in today’s society. I watched the episode. I believe it was done right and as a mother I found no reason why my daughter shouldn’t watch it if she wasn’t a toddler. I’m glad that there are kids out there who can watch that show and be happy that there are two mommies like theirs or their two daddies. What I do not get is that from my understanding it seems that most people who are against LGBTs, but not all, are very religious. One thing I have learned from at least 15 years of catholic school is that God and Jesus love and accept EVERYONE. That you are always to treat others how you want to be treated, to be kind to everyone, regardless of who they are, where they come from, what they’ve done. It seems that the star of the show, a little 5 year old girl, has been receiving hate mail and even death threats over the airing of this episode. How does that even make sense? How is a same sex marriage so much greater a sin than threatening to kill or harm a young child? How can you justify that? That being gay is a sin? It’s evil and God hates it? Murder is a sin. One of the biggest sins one can commit. It is number 6 of The Ten Commandments, words supposedly spoken directly from God Himself. But you know what I do not see in The Ten Commandments? Thou shall not marry another person of the same sex. Now putting religion aside, why should the government have any problem with it? Who is it hurting? What kind of magical evil force is created when two people of the same sex come together? What kind of catastrophes are caused? None that I can think of. There are only two reasons for laws against gay marriage that I can think of. They are grossed out by the thought of it or they believe it is a sin. Which if the latter is the case, aren’t church and government supposed to be separate anyway? So that would lead me to believe that they just don’t like it, and not because if two men were to get married a million puppies would die. But it seems okay when it’s for the purpose of entertainment. Two women can most definitely film a pornographic movie together and everyone is fine with it. But when two women love each other and want to get married and start a family, that’s when there is an issue. Come on, you’re going to tell me that none of those who are against gays haven’t enjoyed watching two girls making out or rubbing each other down in a shower? There is something seriously wrong with the way a lot of people act and think. The main problem here is hate and ignorance. The world wouldn’t be a better place if there were no lesbians, gays, bisexuals, transgender, or whatever different orientation I may be missing. The world would be better if people just accepted people for who and what they are, whether you agree with their lifestyle or not. They aren’t hurting anyone. And if you really have a problem with it, than just turn the other way ignore it, it really isn’t affecting you.
Adventures with Mortals.
Uncleanliness of any sort.
Being in a boat.
Boromir dying in the middle of a quest.
When they’re taking the Hobbits to Isengard.
Gandalf the Grey.
Gandalf the White.
When people mess with his Dwarf.
Aragorn’s hair cut
Bad hair days.
Aidan Turner as John Mitchell in Being Human (S01E03)
Aidan as Mitchell
favourite gimli & legolas moments - [6/?]
Aidan’s laugh is the best, even when I can’t hear it, I can still feel it.
Jamie Dornan singing - is there anything he can’t do?